Once upon a time, there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
LAME DIAO


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Words of Wisdom

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit noticed the crow, and asked, "Can I sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered, "Sure, why not."
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.
All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

K LAME...


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A LIL POEM FOR U ALL

This I have never understood:
We chop down trees but chop up wood;
We draw down wrath, we draw up wills,
We run down foes, we run up bills;
We eat food up, we down a drink,
Which is a little strange, I think.
We turn down offers, turn up noses-- J
ust one last thought and then this closes:
We should remember, we poor clowns,
That life is full of ups and downs.

Lukee


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WHY I FLUNKED MY ENGLISH

Let's face it: English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England nor french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? =20

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it? Now I know why I flunked English. It's not my fault-the silly language doesn't quite know whether it's coming or going.

Lukeee


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WHEEE! I got my favourite song as my blog song thx to SONG YI THE HERO! no thx to Emu the Zero... Anyway, i decided to blog while waiting for my wanky fren to blog ( Isnt he a BLOG-HEAD? ) k today was just the same as anyday, just tht it was rather stormy with those little raindrops falling from heaven... hahah today in training, Ricky was chao lame... YO REUBEN! LOOKING GOOD! hahah corny him...whee creepy ricky...anway, Gutso Atsuo's Dadsuo was on TV, AGAIN... hahah debating on some dumb casino..he must have objected it coz his dearest son lost all his money at the TAJ MAHAL casino... tough luck rite? Whee Gueststar Vanessa hates cedar...why? dun ask me...ask HER... or should it be Wrestlaah Vanessa? U CHOOSE...

whee tonite got Champions League highlights..gotta see! Arsenal's defence rock...down to nine men then still can last sia...whee Totti Plaited his hair!!! WHEE!!! k bbb my brudder wants the computer.....arghhhh anyway, VIVI, BB!


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I REALLY LOVE THIS SONG...( Play it if You are PRO )

Go To http://www.jamesness.com/colors.html

COLORS OF THE WIND---Theme Song For Pocohontas (WHTEVER U SPELL IT) Cocohaunters?
Vanessa Williams

You think you own whatever land you land on
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim
but I know ev'ry rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Come run the hidden pine trail of the forest
Come taste the sun sweet berries of the earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder what they're worth

The rainstorm and the river are my brothers,
The heron and the otter are my friends,
And we are all connected to each other,
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or let the eagle tell you where he's been?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

How high does the sycamore grow?
If you cut it down, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
For whether we are white or copper - skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountain
We need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can own the earth and still All you'll own is earth until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind.

[ Bows Courteously after singing...] [CLAP LAH] [Applause!!!]


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LEE CHONG WEI ALL THE WAY!!!
darn he lost to some biggish elephant---Jonasson...
anyway it was a Goodie fight
and i had a Goodie time blowing some dumb party horn
BEEEEEEPPP!!!
wheee now lets not talk about the screwed aviva open ok...
I GOT TAUFIK HIDAYAT's SIGNATURE ON MY CAP
How pro can i get?
and spastic ricky had to ask me to get it from him too ( ARENT I BRAVE ) yes i am u dummie
yesterday i bought badminton shoes... my budget was 40 bucks and smart me used $39.90....
i can be an Entrepueneur....
ONE WORD OF ADVICE... NEVER ADD WANYI INTO YR CONVERSATION.....bbbbbb nutting much to say!


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FT: 1H 3-2 1J (1H win lah dummy)
Yea the matched was fun, and i was on the terrace for 1 half, and got subbed in thx to Xing yun... oh yea and somehow AWWAN was fit for the match, thot his butt or thigh got some prob lah... anyway...

Man of the Match: Aran ( run like an Indian running thru hot coals )
Top Scorer : Zheng Wei ( I think it's 9 goals total )
Commendable Award: Clement ( very good tackles and nice timing, runs like a phoenix)

errr... don't u realise tht all are from 1H? if u dun u are blind!

Poor Cisse broke his dick right tibia, same as me... anyway he would enjoy crutches... just tht no ppl like Wuebee to help buy Food or Arran to whack my leg!! WHEE!!! im soooo lucky!!! Quite unlucky to break my leg actually... Grrrr tonite got Arsenal vs Paithianakos... going to watch sleeep coz my mum says so....grrrr... anyway...
hiBYE!!!


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wheee! I finally blogged... anyway, gravestones are great...Though deaths of kings are recorded by writers for history, but the onlie clue to how 1H ppl died are from their dingy gravestones....Here are some of the funniest... ( No offence lah dummies)

1)Here doth lie the body
Of A.K.Y.
Who did die
From a strock from a sky-rocket
which hit him in the eye-socket....

2)Here lies, alas, poor little Reuben
Whose sudden death was oddly brought on!
Trying one day to mow his corns off
The razor slipped and hacked his toe off
The toe ( or rather wht it grew to)
The part then took part to mortifying
Which was the cause of Weubees' dying...

3)Here lies, wrapped in clay,
The body of Aran the gay!
I have no more 2 say,
Except to bless the day
She went away-
3rd May!

Bleh, sorry dear huang...(AND YR LIL BABY)

Ok today was x-country...i went there at 6.50 am and wheee! it started at around 9 am? (typical chinese high lah) then we decided to walk the whole thingy trail, but didnt feel like walking so i ran wif Gino, spastic guy keep stopping... THe ground was wet wet wet, and i was hoping for Aran to fall into the pond...( Oops!) Anyway aran got prize leh, top 10.... crap lah the prize presentation was screwed... yea the first prize has to go to Brian Michael Luminary! He lights up our day! (geddit? oh nvm) And when we turned to the road part...i thot it was like going to end lah! but wtf lah, i run 1 stretch, turn then see Ms Quah's face (luckily i didnt fall down), then run somemore then still got a long, long way... and b4 the finish line it was a uphill slope..whee! then after we finished we drank lots lots lots of milo... Ok and winner of the Female teachers is the spastic teacher who invigilated us and couldnt find our class...( how did she find her way thru the jungle? must haf swam!) ok my lil fingers are tired...bb!





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