Totti may not be the brightest, but he certainly lights up the stadium...

2004-12-11T20:46:00.000+08:00

Once upon a time, there were four people;
Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.
LAME DIAO

2004-12-11T20:07:00.000+08:00

Words of Wisdom

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit noticed the crow, and asked, "Can I sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered, "Sure, why not."
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.
All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

K LAME...

2004-11-29T21:07:00.001+08:00

A LIL POEM FOR U ALL

This I have never understood:
We chop down trees but chop up wood;
We draw down wrath, we draw up wills,
We run down foes, we run up bills;
We eat food up, we down a drink,
Which is a little strange, I think.
We turn down offers, turn up noses-- J
ust one last thought and then this closes:
We should remember, we poor clowns,
That life is full of ups and downs.

Lukee

2004-11-29T21:07:00.000+08:00

WHY I FLUNKED MY ENGLISH

Let's face it: English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England nor french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? =20

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it? Now I know why I flunked English. It's not my fault-the silly language doesn't quite know whether it's coming or going.

Lukeee

2004-11-26T23:57:00.000+08:00

WHEEE! I got my favourite song as my blog song thx to SONG YI THE HERO! no thx to Emu the Zero... Anyway, i decided to blog while waiting for my wanky fren to blog ( Isnt he a BLOG-HEAD? ) k today was just the same as anyday, just tht it was rather stormy with those little raindrops falling from heaven... hahah today in training, Ricky was chao lame... YO REUBEN! LOOKING GOOD! hahah corny him...whee creepy ricky...anway, Gutso Atsuo's Dadsuo was on TV, AGAIN... hahah debating on some dumb casino..he must have objected it coz his dearest son lost all his money at the TAJ MAHAL casino... tough luck rite? Whee Gueststar Vanessa hates cedar...why? dun ask me...ask HER... or should it be Wrestlaah Vanessa? U CHOOSE...

whee tonite got Champions League highlights..gotta see! Arsenal's defence rock...down to nine men then still can last sia...whee Totti Plaited his hair!!! WHEE!!! k bbb my brudder wants the computer.....arghhhh anyway, VIVI, BB!

2004-11-25T22:09:00.000+08:00

I REALLY LOVE THIS SONG...( Play it if You are PRO )

Go To http://www.jamesness.com/colors.html

COLORS OF THE WIND---Theme Song For Pocohontas (WHTEVER U SPELL IT) Cocohaunters?
Vanessa Williams

You think you own whatever land you land on
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim
but I know ev'ry rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Come run the hidden pine trail of the forest
Come taste the sun sweet berries of the earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder what they're worth

The rainstorm and the river are my brothers,
The heron and the otter are my friends,
And we are all connected to each other,
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or let the eagle tell you where he's been?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

How high does the sycamore grow?
If you cut it down, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
For whether we are white or copper - skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountain
We need to paint with all the colors of the wind
You can own the earth and still All you'll own is earth until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind.

[ Bows Courteously after singing...] [CLAP LAH] [Applause!!!]

2004-11-24T19:43:00.000+08:00

LEE CHONG WEI ALL THE WAY!!!
darn he lost to some biggish elephant---Jonasson...
anyway it was a Goodie fight
and i had a Goodie time blowing some dumb party horn
BEEEEEEPPP!!!
wheee now lets not talk about the screwed aviva open ok...
I GOT TAUFIK HIDAYAT's SIGNATURE ON MY CAP
How pro can i get?
and spastic ricky had to ask me to get it from him too ( ARENT I BRAVE ) yes i am u dummie
yesterday i bought badminton shoes... my budget was 40 bucks and smart me used $39.90....
i can be an Entrepueneur....
ONE WORD OF ADVICE... NEVER ADD WANYI INTO YR CONVERSATION.....bbbbbb nutting much to say!

2004-11-02T18:33:00.000+08:00

FT: 1H 3-2 1J (1H win lah dummy)
Yea the matched was fun, and i was on the terrace for 1 half, and got subbed in thx to Xing yun... oh yea and somehow AWWAN was fit for the match, thot his butt or thigh got some prob lah... anyway...

Man of the Match: Aran ( run like an Indian running thru hot coals )
Top Scorer : Zheng Wei ( I think it's 9 goals total )
Commendable Award: Clement ( very good tackles and nice timing, runs like a phoenix)

errr... don't u realise tht all are from 1H? if u dun u are blind!

Poor Cisse broke his ~~dick~~ right tibia, same as me... anyway he would enjoy crutches... just tht no ppl like Wuebee to help buy Food or Arran to whack my leg!! WHEE!!! im soooo lucky!!! Quite unlucky to break my leg actually... Grrrr tonite got Arsenal vs Paithianakos... going to ~~watch~~ sleeep coz my mum says so....grrrr... anyway...
hiBYE!!!

2004-10-20T16:39:00.000+08:00

wheee! I finally blogged... anyway, gravestones are great...Though deaths of kings are recorded by writers for history, but the onlie clue to how 1H ppl died are from their dingy gravestones....Here are some of the funniest... ( No offence lah dummies)

1)Here doth lie the body
Of A.K.Y.
Who did die
From a strock from a sky-rocket
which hit him in the eye-socket....

2)Here lies, alas, poor little Reuben
Whose sudden death was oddly brought on!
Trying one day to mow his corns off
The razor slipped and hacked his toe off
The toe ( or rather wht it grew to)
The part then took part to mortifying
Which was the cause of Weubees' dying...

3)Here lies, wrapped in clay,
The body of Aran the gay!
I have no more 2 say,
Except to bless the day
She went away-
3rd May!

Bleh, sorry dear huang...(AND YR LIL BABY)

Ok today was x-country...i went there at 6.50 am and wheee! it started at around 9 am? (typical chinese high lah) then we decided to walk the whole thingy trail, but didnt feel like walking so i ran wif Gino, spastic guy keep stopping... THe ground was wet wet wet, and i was hoping for Aran to fall into the pond...( Oops!) Anyway aran got prize leh, top 10.... crap lah the prize presentation was screwed... yea the first prize has to go to Brian Michael Luminary! He lights up our day! (geddit? oh nvm) And when we turned to the road part...i thot it was like going to end lah! but wtf lah, i run 1 stretch, turn then see Ms Quah's face (luckily i didnt fall down), then run somemore then still got a long, long way... and b4 the finish line it was a uphill slope..whee! then after we finished we drank lots lots lots of milo... Ok and winner of the Female teachers is the spastic teacher who invigilated us and couldnt find our class...( how did she find her way thru the jungle? must haf swam!) ok my lil fingers are tired...bb!

2004-10-09T22:07:00.000+08:00

heyya!!! Aran can u stop changing yr blog? I have to re-re-re-relink u again my fingers are tired man...oh no! David is out of singapore idol...poor lil man, so cute his spastick smile...just watched the Heavenly Sword and Dragon Sabre, Zhao Min is soooooo chio and cute lah (NOTE THT I AM NOT DESPO UNLIKE RAUL) pity tml's the last show...crap lah Cassano not playing 4 Italy, at least Totti is playing :) , and thx vanessa for finding a blog skin for me, though it is titled 'lonliness' when i haf such a ''good" fren called aran...erps no offence matey... anyway bye!!!

2004-10-07T08:53:00.000+08:00

Quaint, Queer, Questionable Quotes...

"U are bloody rude..." -Ms Quah---Dear Ms Quah we can't help being rudee coz it's in our blood (as u said it)

"Red Bull gives u wings..." -Pei Yit (flexing his muscles)---Apparantly it doesn't work for him, he just can't beat me in arm wrestling...(Perhaps I'm toooo strong lah :)

"Slap u..." -Reubie---hahahahha cuite lil boy...

"Blow u away..." -Kai Ye---hehe we are not lil pigs in yr cinderalla story...

"BOOO!!! I love Coria..."-Xiner---no offence sis but why do yer jeer yrself then reveal yr crush???

"Wah Lau! F+++ u lah!" - Varella Gino (raises his middle finger and scowls)---He says it in a rather high pitch...v cute leh, try saying this to yr teacher in a high pitch...

"Track is damn fun, can jump into sand pits, more fun than maths ws sia..." -Aran Shanmu (ruffles already ruffled hair)---Aran, Raul would have enjored building cute sandcastles to live in but except he doesn't noe math... :)

"Totti might not be the brightest, but he certainly lights up the stadium..."-ESPN ad---HOW bias, he has cuteily long hair, handsomest face, muscle-packed stomach, and obviously sexy legs lah! (how can he not be the brightest?)

"Lukee so cute..." - Zheng Wei (smirks)---I''m cute obviously =), y state facts?

BEST QUOTE OF THE DAY...

"Luke and Totti rawks..." -Guess who said this...(no prize for tht), well quite obvious tht this quote would win rite aran???

ok bbbbbbbbb, oh ya arsenal got a new sponser---Emirates!!!!

2004-09-23T11:41:00.000+08:00

Heya decided to blog during Comp Studies Lesson...hehe dun tell anyone. Ok I haf no idea how to do thiese crap stuff sooo im slacking (as usual)..ahhh teacher caught me bb

2004-09-21T20:57:00.001+08:00

WANTED-Both dead and alive to get reward

HO WANYI

alias: BADDIE CREATURE ULTIMATUM (dont ask me y...sounds nice)

Crime: All sorts from Acting Cute the Zingerring (A - Z geddit???oh nevermind)

Reward: 1 cent? it is not produced now... anyway tht's how much she is worth

What u gotta do: Whack her on the back, or kick her hard on the ass

Yr cooperation is priceless...(my foot)

Mini Poem for her

Ho Wanyi is a baddie

Want to go home no Cabby

When I make her Maddy

She screams Where's my Daddy!

Wow i'm sooooo talented i know how to rhyme!!!!tu1 fa1 qi2 xiang2

BYE BYE

2004-09-15T11:20:00.000+08:00

Arsenal just can't lose...why??? (Yea because they are good...) they are going to win champs league, premiership, FA Cup, and all kinds of cups, not hiccups lah ppl. Anyway, world cup qualifiers were great. Italy with 2 wins, but dear Totti is still banned for spitting because some son of a dog go and insult his lovely hair which was made, i mean permed by his lovely girlfren, bad Denmark guy... Amazing race is crap now, with the twins gone, what sort if entertainment does the show have? Maybe Chip and Kim, funny team, sometimes zi3 tan4 jia4 sometimes kia4 si1 bo4, (if u dunno hokkien then go ask yr good ol dad) very funny 1. Hahah Jonathan looks so funny with tht specs, but more handsome lah i think... Ouchie my fractured leg hurts, so pain ahhhhhh!!! God save the KING (which is me actually...bah...humbag...), cannot walk properly, going to skip badminton..bb, going to..ah dunnowad to do...BYE BYE MERRY CHRISTMAS AND AN 'APPY NEW YEAR...(Boooo my teacher asked if i was waiting for Christmas, yes i was...)

2004-08-25T20:53:00.000+08:00

OK!!! TIMES UP!!! Due to Unoverwhelming response, I have decided to blog. (When ppl say "BLOG LUKE" or "LUKE, BLOG" I dun blog, till ppl say "I DUN GO TO YR BLOG UNTIL I BLOG" so now IM blogging...) alright, Arsenal is on full power! won 5-3 after a miserable 3-1 lost at half time... Reyes is simply chao pro. Watching the Amazing Race tonite, hope the Twins win, i know they are a bit lame lah, blur like sotong, but they are Cool!!! ( Dun ask me why ). Just now i was making new specs, dunno why i chose silver specs, then the spectacle "legs" very flexible, but it's expensive, so i used the birthday voucher $100 to pay HALF, ONLY HALF of the price. The guy who checked my eyes very nice and friendly, his PR skills very good. Oh no, my dear dad is sick, who is going to iron my uniform??? ( By the way i pay my dad to iron them...) So I decide to iron my uniform and TADADADADADA!!! It was ironed, wat a miracle!Today in sabbatical, we were slacking as usual, looking at gunbound avartars when i don't play gunbound, darn! waste my time... Bye!!! Im soooooo tired!!! no lah, i going to watch amazing race liao, bb!!! God Bless ye all!

2004-08-10T12:42:00.000+08:00

Hey everyone!!! Have u all ever thought of wat yer wanna be in the future? I have many alternatives some suggested by Aran, i think he can be the new Arabian knights...kidding lah. He said i would be a Lame Comedian...What a compliment Aran, thx anyway. I have decided to be a prison guard, or maybe a SUPER BUSINESSMAN!!! But I feel i have potential to be a DOCTOR... u noe y? Here's what I've found out about medicine...

Artery---The study of fine paintings
Barium---What you do when the patient dies
Bunion---Paul's Surname
Caesarian Section---A district in Rome
Cat Scan---When the Secret Service looks for Socks
Cauterize---Made Eye contact with ( Caught-your-eyes)....
Colic---A sheep dog
Coma---A punctuation Mark
Congenital---Friendly
Constipation---Endangered feces
Coronary---Domesticated Yellow Bird
D&C---Where Washington is
Dilate---To live long (Die-late)lol...
Enema---Opposite of friend
Fester---Quciker
Fibrilate---To tell a small lie
Genital---Non-jew
Grippe---A suitcase
Hang Nail---A coat rack
Hernia---Pertaining to a female's knee
Humerus---To tell us what we want to hear
Intestine---Currently taking an exam
Minor Operation---Coal Digging
Morbid---A higher Offer ( More-bid)...
Nitrate---Lower than the day rate (Night-rate)
Node---Was aware of
Organic---musical
Out Patient---A person who has fainted
Ova---Finished; done with
Pap Smear---TO slander your father
Paradox---Two Doctors
Pelvis---The evil twin of Evlis
Penis---Someone who plays the piano ( lol this is chao lame...)
Protein---In favour of young people ( Pro-teen)
Rectum---Dang near killed him
Sacrum---Holy (Sacred)
Seizure---Roman Emperor (Caezer...)
Sperm---To reject, look away from (Sprem)
Tablet---A small table (PIG-piglet...geddit? oh nevermind...)
Tumor---An extra pair
Urine---The opposite of "you're out"
Varisose Veins---Veins very close together (very close veins...)
White Count---The number of caucasians (lol me not racist)

As U all can see, only some lame diao nutter would not say tht I am not a Good Doctor!!! SO y dont u be my apprentice? (winks...) (and blinks...)
BYE BYE, I AM OLD BUT I AM BOLD AND WILL GET THE GOLD---Francesco Pizzaro

2004-08-04T20:49:00.000+08:00

After years of consideration, humph, I've decided to blog... Interesting right? Yeah right... Anyway, today i learnt a very important lesson-Being Tyco needs Skill. Today at street soccer court, My team was like the failure group, destined to be knocked out in like 2 mins? But we were sho lucky man! We won!!! Damn tyco, the opponent team missed 20 whole shots, and the crowd was booing them. And some coolo guy said look at tht cute sec 1... Thats me lah obvious...
And today during badminton training, i dunno why i suddenly sho much strength, then POOM!!! smacked Xiang Jing and Nicholas, and me and Jonathan (not the FAT 1) won them. Nicholas is a Sparky by the way, and he got chao attitude prob lor, lose then throw the racquet on the floor... But i was grinning lah... Anybody betting for Olympics? I bet USA win medal tally for 1000 bucks... Oh ya! Ms Lam is sho pregnent when will she conceive? I was eating sweets in front of her nose ( and her baby's ). When eating in class, never pretend that u are not eating, for teachers will suspect. Eat OPENLY, and then they think u are playing a fool...

ARSENAL will win the EPL again, and Vieira is NOT leaving, at least he better not be...
I'm going to watch the Amazing Race liao, hope the Twins win, BYE THERE!!!

2004-07-07T20:37:00.000+08:00

Hey Cool! I can be a prophet man, my prediction really came true, if only i haf betted on this... nvm, Today was my first badminton training for a long time, u could say it is a hero returning to his homeland...joking lah Lol me and Reuben practically sneaked out of the court under coach's very nose. We were like putting our bags at the door slowly by slowly and SNAP! We are on the way home! Anyway, bye, and God Bless U dudes...

2004-07-05T17:28:00.000+08:00

After Wimbledon, sian liao and waiting for match to start sho this is my view...

My bet for Portugal and Greece:
Greece 1 Portugal 0
Angelo Charisteas to score in 2nd half

Hope Greece wins, yawn...

2004-07-04T23:04:00.000+08:00

B-E-A-Utiful... The final showdown: Greece and Portugal... And by the way the Greeks are not dark horses, they are wooden horses. Just realized Germans are chao disciplined side, i mean the Greece Coach, man to man marking, very useful actually. Greece is not a tyco side, they won france and czech, and were consistant. They slowly tire their opponents out and POOF!! score last minute... Portugal, never won a major cup b4, are definately the favourites. They have the likes of Figo, Ronaldo and the inspirational Rui Costa, they field a better side. The cute Ronaldo, with flaming feet and icy head, is a must-be-marked guy, and poor Karagounis, kena suspended when Greece needs him most. And thts the way it is, AND THATS THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES... Bye for now!!!!!

2004-07-04T10:51:00.001+08:00

damn chio

2004-07-02T19:54:00.000+08:00

Here is my United Nations soccer team...
1 from each country....

LB-Lucio (Brazil)
CD-Roberto Alaya (Argentina)
CD-Luke Lee (Singapore) He's here even if he's crap
RB-Aran Shamugam (India)OR (Iraq) OR (Afghanistan) Cant u see im promoting racial harmony
LW-Paul Scholes (England) I like his long-ranged shots
AM-Francesco Totti (Italy)He's hair is cool, so is his spit
DM-Patrick Vieira (France) He controls the midfield lyk Donald Trump
LW-Angelo Christeas (Greece) On form guy who is in Greece and i haf to put down a player from Greece
AM-Manuel Rui Costa (Portugal) He's my model man!
CF- Raul Gonzalez Blanco (Spain) NIce Name thts all...

And the glorious, victorious, handsome, cool, and chao cool, and cooolloooo manager is of course Me lah! even though i also playing...

2004-07-02T19:47:00.000+08:00

Hey there!!! Greece won!!!! Sho happy, bye Czech... Anyway, today was great (even though the periods were crap)Zheng Wei showed his cocky attitude by cheating in a so-called maths test, haha he onlie got 9 out of 10... Lemmie tell u a joke...
A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"
Here's another 1...
Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner and his wife gave him a cold shoulder?
I konw they are lame but tht's me!!! BYE!!!

2004-06-27T16:25:00.000+08:00

Its been 1 month since I have blogged, Time flies when u are having fun, but for frogs out there... Times fun when u are having flies... By the way, Euro is chao disappointing man, My dear Italy is out... Francesco Totti lah, go spit for wat, maybe if Trappatoni played Inzaghi, Italy might take the lead and of course Totti wont spit lah! But anyway, Totti is damn chio lor... For tennis, i lyk this 19 yr old lady called Karolina Sprem, Cool man, won Venus Williams, next time win the whole Galaxy then good...Venus not enuff...Cassano is the new star, 21 yrs old onlie. Bye man, nothing else to say, and gd luck Xiner for finding yr crush...Be it starting wif S or T or maybe J... Sorenson and Totti...

2004-05-26T20:34:00.000+08:00

Oh my, hi!hi!hi! How could Amber win survivor all-stars? I see almost wanna cry. Anyway i support Rupert all the way, even though he is a bit oversize lah, but hu cares? But, rupert won the second 1 million bucks! He rocks man! Tonite FC Porto vs AS Monacco, so exciting! But too exciting, my mum say i cannot watch, boohooo, soooooooo exciting man. I want Monacco ter win, got Ludovic Guily and Morientes, they must win! So glad Arsenal haf won the Premiership, not lyk Man u , onlie FA Cup then celebrate lyk there is no tomollo.. Bye then...

2004-05-17T14:44:00.000+08:00

Rumours rules, Rumour Spreaders Drools...This is my first serious post, I've seen lots of entries of other blogs but can't seem to get hold of it... Last week was the long-awaited sabbaticals, and have signed up for the Science one. Hopping is now my last resort to going up and down the dreaded stairs. Luckily, Reuben was a bit more helpful than usual and volunteered ter help me---Alvin too. Haha! Poor Peter, scared of soil, so Reuben volunteered to give him the boot, so exciting man... Let me tell u a secret...Actually not mine, it's Reubby's... Reuben broke the beaker!!! and of course hid it away... I think he was dead broke lah, and alvin and I were laughing our heads off, but i couldnt jump abt lyk him. On the last day was BIO LRC and it was dead fun... Our Teacher was limping, Reminds me of someone, but hu? OH ya! Me... and the second half was great, we murdered 3 daphinias with Aspirin, and they died a super painful death---Aspirin u noe. Anyway, RIP to those poor little animals. And to rub it in, our teacher, the Mr Lee, was a whole pervert man, so advanced lyk a walking dictionary---u noe that kind right! Bye!

2004-05-14T14:36:00.001+08:00

This is a little joke... Okie, I hate being racist but... No lah, later Aran see this I hiong diao... Aran is an Indian.... Here is goes... Have u seen a sign which says:" Open Seven days a week (except Sundays)"?

2004-05-06T14:51:00.000+08:00

Lalalalalala...Oh yes! Finally created a blog. Always wanted to have 1. Anyway, I will be using this blog mainly for my specially chosen and created jokes. So, this is always in da making. Tada! So u ppl out there, yes u, no! Yes! Thats u, don't run away! Come and enjoy my jokes now!! lalalalalalalala...